If anyone knows the whereabouts of my wife, who I last saw in Port Royal in 1719, please note: SHE TOOK THE MAP AND THE PARROT. I want the parrot back.
Went to something called a "supermarket." An entire SHIP could be provisioned in minutes. I stood in the cheese section for an hour. Nobody stopped me.
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A pirate overwhelmed in a grocery store aisle
Ice. From a BOX. In your KITCHEN. Unlimited ice. Do you people understand what this would have meant in the Caribbean in 1723??? DO YOU???
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A pirate hugging a refrigerator
Someone tried to explain "the cloud" to me. I looked up. CLEAR SKIES. They are all mad here.
Ice. From a BOX. In your KITCHEN. Unlimited ice. Do you people understand what this would have meant in the Caribbean in 1723??? DO YOU???
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A pirate hugging a refrigerator
Ran into old crewmate at The Old Moorings. Neither of us recognized the other. We're both fatter and slower and apparently work in "middle management" now.
If anyone knows the whereabouts of my wife, who I last saw in Port Royal in 1719, please note: SHE TOOK THE MAP AND THE PARROT. I want the parrot back.